The 100-Minute Bible

One speed reader on BBC's Radio 4 Today read it in just over 5 minutes. The presenters on Today were so impressed that they challenged listeners to submit by E-mail their own 10-second version of the Bible. Here's my favourite, by James Barabas:

The lights came on,

we could see the rules,

but being lost,

we behaved as fools;

He came to save us,

died on the cross,

will we learn,

or are we lost?

I demurred.

I believe in making things accessible, but when it seems that all we are about is taking the things that really count in life and dumbing them down, or aiming for the lowest common denominator, we are losing our senses. Actually, we cut out the time to use our senses. Maybe eventually we'll forget what those are even all about.

According to the article in The Times, some reasons given for coming up with the 100-Minute Bible in the first place are its:

1. Design -- for the era when speed of consumption counts for everything and few have time to spend an hour in church on Sundays any more;
2. Written for people who want to know more about Christianity but who are unlikely ever to find time to read it in its entirety;
3. Been written in a style to encourage readers to keep turning the pages, but without resorting to literary gimmicks.

I don't know about you, but with Reason No. 2, I want to know this: If people genuinely want to know more about Christianity, who told them in the first place that they would find out about it in the Bible, as it's never mentioned there? They will waste their precious time searching for the word 'Christian'. They will not be able to get the measure of the rich characters found within. And they will certainly not be introduced to or discover the true and loving nature of Christ, who's name they read and hear un-lovingly intoned more in secular literature, movies, and on TV shows. And if they are 'unlikely ever to find time to read it in its entirety', the Cliff Notes approach will not be too enlightening or even inspiring. All this from the Land of Shakespeare, Wycliffe, and King James.

As for Reason No. 3, Reason No. 2 somewhat cancels out any motivation for readers to want to keep turning the pages. And gimmicks??? What did authors like Moses and Apostle Paul know about modern-day Western marketing gimmicks? Those dear, nameless souls they employed as scribes had enough details to worry over besides the latest publishing trends. Like, How much longer can I write before this candle burns out?, or, Who did they say dried this animal skin?

Is it any wonder my belief sounds so wishy-washy to non-Christians? How and when did people become so averse to reading the Bible? And how can it remain the 'best-seller' it has always been?

I've just been settling in to reading the Bible on my Palm Pilot. Now that has been a treat and come in handy at odd and not-so-odd moments! Not only can I access it and all the great study features if I'm stuck on a delayed train journey, held up waiting for appointments, or trapped in a dire, dull meeting, but I know it's there 'in its entirety' at my fingertips. The Bible on Palm Pilot is not used a lot over here, though, and John and I both probably appear to be playing small computer games in church to our fellow church-goers. I have had to learn to tap quietly. If they only knew!

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What are your thoughts?

And how would your 10-second summary of the Bible read?